Today marks the beginning of the end to a race that is historic, hysterical, and hirsute (that's not really in keeping with the pattern, but at least it's topical.)I speak, of course, of the 2008...WMU Writing Center Beard-Off. Of course, no one should make any sudden assumptions about who is the true winner, but I have been leading in the polls for a while now. If this beard got any thicker, I would have trouble getting past airport security. However, I am willing to give the competition an opportunity to try to close the gap.
Come November 10th, then, we shall crown a victor! (Just in case there's a real crown, I should point out that my head size is 7 5/8").
Peace, love, and hair grease!
Marcus (Beard-spiration: Mr. T)
P.S. Here's a shot of me in brown. I like the mood it sends--smooth, yet masculine, don't you think?
2 comments:
I get soft and cuddly...
Dammit. I have to side with D-Goeb cuz I'm his old lady, but upon seeing this photo, I exclaimed, "Holy fuck, he IS winning."
Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
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