Jesus! JT looks like he's been in Uzbekistan hiding from the Russian mob for 8 weeks. It's as if the follicles in his face are sapping the life energy from his sunken, sallow visage. He looks like he barely escaped alive from a thresher accident in rural Romania.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
When Beards Go Bad
The WMU English Beard Off 2008 is nearing its end, and I couldn't let such an event pass without dropping this hideous bomb on poor, unsuspecting innocents:
Jesus! JT looks like he's been in Uzbekistan hiding from the Russian mob for 8 weeks. It's as if the follicles in his face are sapping the life energy from his sunken, sallow visage. He looks like he barely escaped alive from a thresher accident in rural Romania.
Jesus! JT looks like he's been in Uzbekistan hiding from the Russian mob for 8 weeks. It's as if the follicles in his face are sapping the life energy from his sunken, sallow visage. He looks like he barely escaped alive from a thresher accident in rural Romania.
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God, that's a creepy ass photo! He looks like a grass-roots terrorist, or a Palin supporter (I'm not sure which one is scarier).
Is he wearing INVISIBLE GOGGLES? I do not understand what's wrong with his face!
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