Monday, October 6, 2008

The Beard Whisperer's Wilderness Beardspiration

Since Mr. Saturday Night christened me after Robert Redford's 1998 film The Horse Whisperer, I decided that the legendary Mr. Redford should also serve as my beardspiration. Ladies and gentlemen: Jeremiah Johnson.
I can't guarantee anything, but I'm hoping that by November 10 I will acquire, in addition to a gnarly beard, a rifle and a companion bear whom I will lovingly refer to as Yogi. Wish me luck!

PS: Here's what the real Jeremiah Johnson looked like. Not quite as cool (but his beardage is off the hook).

2 comments:

John C. said...

Just use your bear whispering skills, you'll have a bear in no time. The hella cool rifle might be slightly more difficult to procure.

As for the beard. I can only say that its among the scragliest I've ever seen. Hence forth He should be known as Robert Beardford. A frist rate beard idol.

Randall Seltz said...

BW, be sure to post a photo of your "before" face so we can add you to the website!