In addition to the standards already laid down by Minh-Tam, the following criteria will also be used to assess everyone's facial fur on judgment day:
-Malleability (how many ways can we mold your beard?)
-Maverickosity (the overall effect of your beard on your personal maverick level)
-Density (can we get lost in your beard?)
-Cargo Capacity (can other shit get lost in your beard? Bonus points if you can smuggle in a small pet)
-Hemingwayism or Degree of Machismo
Best of luck, everyone!
1981 Surf
Monday, October 6, 2008
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3 comments:
Pets! I'm going for illegal immigrants.
Going for broke. I respect that.
I plan on growing a beard capable of hiding several smaller beards inside it.
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