Monday, October 6, 2008

More Beard-Judging Criteria

In addition to the standards already laid down by Minh-Tam, the following criteria will also be used to assess everyone's facial fur on judgment day:

-Malleability (how many ways can we mold your beard?)
-Maverickosity (the overall effect of your beard on your personal maverick level)
-Density (can we get lost in your beard?)
-Cargo Capacity (can other shit get lost in your beard? Bonus points if you can smuggle in a small pet)
-Hemingwayism or Degree of Machismo

Best of luck, everyone!

1981 Surf

3 comments:

John C. said...

Pets! I'm going for illegal immigrants.

Meghan Velez said...

Going for broke. I respect that.

darius said...

I plan on growing a beard capable of hiding several smaller beards inside it.