First, I present the following photos as proof-positive that my beardage is fierce, well above and beyond the competition:
Second, I have found the best method for keeping my beard fierce, thick and fabulous. Check the program:
1. Beardage care is no different than the care for the hair on your dome. When it isn't treated, cleaned, and groomed, the beardage becomes a burden, due to oily secretions that irritate the skin. I prefer using a standard dandruff-preventative shampoo, and as I wash my hair and scalp, I get some additional shampoo for the beard.
2. Once it's clean, now it's time for some hair treatment. There's a citrus-scented conditioner that not only smells amazing when I applied, but it sets off a tingling sensation that refreshes the scalp.
3. The final step is Scalpicin. A nifty little squirt or two applied to the chin and sideburns, then rubbed into the beardage, comforts the skin and prevents rashes or itching that people who aren't used to accepting their hirsute potential will love.
Top it all off with a beard comb; repeat at least every other day. And it works, too.
Peace, love, and hair grease,
Marcus (Beard-spiration: Professor T)
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