Michael Jackson attempted to be manly once in his life and this is what it looked like. I do not blame the beard, because it only did what it was naturally designed to do - grow and kick ass. Beards are so resistant to change that they even grow through layers of plastic surgery. MJ even has beard growing out of his nose. Michael Jackson is a true American hero... to someone. However, his beard is nothing but a disgrace to beardkind everywhere.
Al Borland. Enough Said. While Al's beard seems really manly, it is actually a cover up for his deepest insecurities. The years of scorn and psychological abuse from Tim "the Tool Box" Taylor have caused irreversible damage to Al's fragile ego. Beards are meant to be statements of personality and machismo, not cover ups for insecurity and doubt. Al, wear that beard loud and proud, but skip the flannel next time.
The point of this post is to discourage awful celebrity beards and to promote proper recognition of said awful beards. If you or someone you know is sporting an awful beard, be sure to notify the person immediately by bicing thier face.
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Al's beard looks like it was spray painted onto his face. Boo! Wilson could have kicked his ass (I'm referring of course to Wilson the volleyball from the movie Cast Away, and not the character from Home Improvement).
BTW, what's "bicing?"
I'll have to echo Darius on the "bicing" inquiry. Is this an addition to our beardicon that I'm not yet aware of?
Is it just me or is Al giving the camera "bedroom eyes" in that picture?
Bicing, as in shaving with the razors
Chuck Norris has a terrible beard. And people give him credit for hiding fists and shit in there. He is a Grade D beardist. Despicable.
As for Al — at least he's trying. Still, he won't be reviewed any time soon due to the aforementioned lack of confidence.
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